Shazzy is suffering from multiple-personality disorder. Here are the characters her loved ones have seen her swiftly transform in to and out of over the course of just two weeks :

Watcher of Cartoon Network and/or E-junior
Baker
Nanny
Chef
Backstage assistant
Babysitter
Supreme Player of PS2
Knower of All
Shopper
Good Friend
Tour Guide
Punching bag
Hairdresser
Composer
Advisor
Bad Friend
Listener
Make-up artist
Career advisor
Mediator

For the moment, she desperately tries to make her escape. A plea. If she is spotted pacing the streets of Abu Dhabi, shooting furtive glances at passers-by and sporting a thinking hat, black leather jacket and shades that remind you of Trinity, be a Good Samaritan and assist her to the nearest Exit. The use of tranquilizers is encouraged.


To sum it all up, Shazzy really liked the Da Vinci Code

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